"Mhhm~ Thanks Hatta’~"

"Eheh.. No problem, Harls"

"How do I look, Barb?"

"Uhh.. Fine?"

apparently we like lickin’ our lips..

The Dark Knight AU: The Joker and Harley Quinn.

I am your scarecrow 

And I am your Jester

"Hey, Aren’t you that plant lady? Poison Oakie?"

"IVY! Poison Ivy!"

If I’d had a hammer, I’d hammer in the evening, I’d hammer in the morning, all over your skull!

Me at Arkham:

"Look.. Crane. I need you to look over some of my other patients. They’re letting me-"

*Crane cuts her off*

"I don’t want to know."

"Is that a yes.. or no?"

"It’s a maybe, Ms. Quinzel."